Seems like you'll have to move all the "Good" US citizens to Guantanamo Bay and fence in the rest of the country for all you naughty pirates.
And you have the audacity to laugh at the Canadians!!!
(I'm British, so if you ask real nice we may take you into back the commonwealth!! If you ask really really nice and pay your back taxes we'll let the Queen be head of state and you can forget all this crap once and for all!!)
